The Onion: Bush Re-Election Campaign Creates Thousands Of New Jobs

The Bush-Cheney campaign is giving a much-needed boost to the troubled economy," said Ken Mehlman, Bush's campaign manager. "Every penny we receive is immediately pumped back into the economy, and we've already created thousands of jobs for out-of-work speechwriters, graphic designers, and door-to-door canvassers.

Actually, the Onion missed one aspect of this story, the RNC did hire a call center in India because they were cheaper.